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My mom finally put a Segui sticker on her car…@corpswife93 😂

I’m so bored that I sat here and put these pennies in order by year…

narcissisaurus:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?


I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

Merida: Bitch I ain’t even a queen an I know what to do. Stand up for myself, man fuck those fools!Elsa: Yeah you got your arrows and your bear of a mom but nobody even knows where my magic came from. I was locked in a tower since I was five years old, yet I’m the fucking queen bee and I’ve mastered the cold!

osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

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10 Daily Random Facts

ultrafacts:

1. Philophobia is a psychological condition in which a person fears the idea of falling in love and or becoming too attached.

2. Desperate for money? NASA will pay $15,000 to anyone who is willing to sit in bed for 87 days, to research the effect of zero gravity.

3. A group of hummingbirds is…

blackfemalescientist:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

atomic-glitter:

boneswolf:

norcumi:

ladiesplusjunk:

that’s how you make armor for women, no bullshit boob cups.

Just beautiful.

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Boob cups must be the most uncomfortable things on earth… What the hell are you supposed to do when one of your boobs slips out? Let’s say you inhale or move your chest somehow so your breasts get free from the cup and end up clipped on the edge?? You can’t even pull them like you can when your bra gets all screwed up! Like who wants to wear that while they’re fighting monsters and shit?

I hit reblog so hard I may have sprained my finger

Boob cups are even worse than that. Because they curve around the breast, if you’re hit in the chest all the force is concentrated on the sternum, which will break and potentially puncture the heart and lungs. But i guess the people who draw them are hoping that the enemies will be too aroused to attack?

ultrafacts:

What Cat Behaviors Actually Mean

More facts on Ultrafacts

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chris-evans-heaven:

Don’t be fooled by the adorable puppies…

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They’re actually really bad ass menimageimageimage

….

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… most of the time 

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morganlindsay97:

reneelouiseanderson:

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I missed it last night :(