towritepoems:

my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

officialunitedstates:

inmyheadandonmymind:

officialunitedstates:

did good on my bread final

no no no no. you did well, not good. you do well, you are good.

thanks for the grammar lesson but I don’t need it.  I’m majoring in bread

reblog-gif:

# FUNNY GIF BLOG #

reblog-gif:

# FUNNY GIF BLOG #

iwasrepeals:

lawgivers:

repeals:

lawgivers:

Ugh my parents are so annoying, someone save me <3

image

Superman to the rescue! 

save me again, i just died at your jaw line omfg x_x

sorry to break it to everyone, but I (superman) am not invincible…. i got terminated and my new blog is iwasrepeals :( 

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

liamdryden:


The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies Official Tapestry

CLICK IT

liamdryden:

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies Official Tapestry

CLICK IT

shescreamsparamore:

shescreamsparamore:

I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT

WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT

shescreamsparamore:

shescreamsparamore:

I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT

WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT

angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

darklittlefaun:

selinakyle-wayne:

this cat is chubby halloween

THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON

KIITTY TONGE KITTY TONEUG KTTY TONGUE

THIS KITTY IS SAURON.

"YOU FOOLTH"

I reblog this cat every year around Halloween time. I am ready.

fullmemetal:

Sports anime bingo. Check off a space while watching whatever episode, and enjoy the knowledge that you’re going to hell.

fullmemetal:

Sports anime bingo. Check off a space while watching whatever episode, and enjoy the knowledge that you’re going to hell.