[…] I slipped my mental restraint and flew into Lissa’s body …
LOOK HOW FREAKING BIG HIS HANDS ARE
someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool
i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid
(Source: alluka, via pizza)
Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
Me: ... fine as hell.
If dentists make money off people having unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a product that 9/10 of them recommend?